This is Pedro. I get to talk first because I am the alpha dog even though Diego is bigger than me. Lately, I have been spending a lot of time cuddling with my humans. They let me sleep on the couch with them, and it is the third best part of the day (first is EATING and second is WALKING). I love my humans because they feed me and love me and let me sleep on the couch and give me more treats than Diego. We watched the Great Pumpkin for Halloween, and I decided I want to be the Flying Ace next year. But I will not wear a costume because I am a nudist. So instead I will just be a beagle. Time to guard the house and steal my bone back from Diego.
Hi! I'm Diego, and I'm a dog! I love you! Do you have any food?! Will you take me outside so I can pee on things?! I'm Diego, and I'm a dog, and I love you! Did I ask if you have any food?