Dear Mary,
As your favorite alpha dog, I would like to thank you for giving me the opportunity to write about your blog. I have been a religious follower over the last 7 dog years. Wow, how time has passed. Here are some of my favorite
postings in no particular order.
Diego the Beagle
Diego is relatively new to this doggie pack. He came to us in about the last dog year. Though Mary gets it wrong that he is the best cuddler, he is still one of my best friends.
Walking Pedro
Walks are my second favorite thing of the day (eating is my favorite time of day, OF COURSE). My favorite part of this post is how Mary reveals that she is obsessed with me. Silly human.
Pedro the Beagle
I do not understand what you are talking about when you say you take turns voicing what I am thinking. I am quite capable of speaking in my native tongue. I say hello to my doggie friends who pass by and to my humans when they come home after being gone a long time.
Pedro found a fan
I still do not understand how that thing works. It is almost as baffling as that mystery dog I saw on the coffee table last night.
Acceptance
You talk about my smelling habits. You realize I am a beagle, right? The best hunting dog in the world (notice how many strangers tell you that)? If you let me hunt rabbits like I want to, you might understand that better.
Gratitude: My Dog Pedro
One of the best pictures of me ever.
Well, I have done enough writing for the day. I am going to go to guard the house now.
With Loving Affection,
Don Pedro
P.S. This is my least favorite posting. Such animal cruelty!
P.P.S. Diego says "I love you!"